Eels…

A man in China was killed by an Eel, after it was “inserted in his rectum” and it “devoured” his bowels…

His friends (who inserted the eel) are the kind of ‘friends’ your mother warned you about.

An Eel.

  • OMG! why would they do that??
  • There was this one time...
  • You're always saying you need better friends. It's hard to find friends better than ones willing to insert an eel in your ass. That would take some serious determination. I can't think of any friends that would insert an eel in my ass, can you?
    We need better friends.
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